Oh God not another Information Overload

Here's this week's installment of Information Overload, the world's funniest non-illustrated comic.*

How to tell you have a lame surgeon

He walks into the operating room and says, "Hi everybody!"

He admits he likes to doodle on patients with a Sharpie while waiting for the anesthesia to kick in.

Before the operation, he asks if he can borrow some money.

When you ask if your surgery is complicated, he says, "Everybody tells me it is."

He wears Spider-Man pajamas in the operating room.

He asks if you are a bleeder and then mentions that he really doesn't like bleeders.

He says nothing is wrong with you but he wants to go back in because he can't find his glasses.

*Yes it is. Who says? Me. What do you know? I dunno