Here's an Information Overload -- which is, again, the world's funniest non-illustrated comic* -- that recently ran in Sync.
The latest in lame new restaurants
Bobby O'Hollihan's Tax and Cheese Stick Emporium -- Who doesn't like cheese sticks? Nobody! Who doesn't like watching CPA's working out tricky tax problems? Nobody! Now you can have the best of both worlds at Bobby O'Hollihan's Tax and Cheese Stick Emporium!
Yogurt Toppings -- Going to the yogurt bar is great especially when it comes time to add on the fixins. At Yogurt Toppings we know you love the M&Ms, shaved coconut and Gummi Worms but then all the darn yogurt gets in the way. Not here! We have just the toppings without the yogurt! You're welcome!
The Mystery Buffet -- Every restaurant is so fussy and anal about descriptions of what the food is like and all the ingredients in it and stuff. The Mystery Buffet isn't like that, yo. We blindfold our chefs and let them go at it. Then we put it on a big buffet. This is cutting-edge dining at its very best. Also, all our waiters dress up like Sherlock Holmes.
*I'm sure this is right I mean who is going to check because who keeps track of non-illustrated comics nobody right I mean c'mon it's a non-starter
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