Information Overload -- better late than really late

The lovely Sync tabloid, which runs in the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette, is running my non-illustrated comic called Information Overload. There is one in there every week. Because I am on spring break and I am not shaving and my children are rotting their brains out in front of the TV and the house is about as quiet and peaceful as it can be, I am going to post a couple of older Information Overloads here. I would say that Iam going to make this a habit. But then I have said that before. And, besides, after spring break, I'll have to start paying attention to the kids and shaving again.

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