Return of the Son of Shameless Self-Quoting

NEW AGE WOMAN
The path to enlightenment has many winding paths and you could say that I am traveling on a holistic detour filled with daily meditation, trail mix and many other wonderful, life-affirming rituals.

BIKER
(To NEW AGE WOMAN)
Man I don’t know you, but I want to hurt you.

-- from The Absolute Most Cliched Elevator Play in the History of the Entire Universe